This meant that we were visited by the local Earthquake Kit man and his band of informative, but mostly deaf helpers. Many Kits to look at and discuss.
My favorite station however was the Fireman. There were 4 of them sat at a table with leaflets on how to keep safe and keep your pets safe. Now, this was a must to visit. I go in confidently with Camille as my wingman, and browse the table for the leaflets...
Me: "ooh Camille here's one for keeping your cats safe....giggle giggle"..(or something probably equally as sophisticated).
Hottest Fireman of them all: "Oooh I love your sparkly ring, so adaroable! ..And great nails too"
Me (outer voice):" Oh thanks, yes its my favorite!"
Me (Inner voice): "For fuck sake.....REALLY?"
Welcome to my life folks. Yes. This is it.
