I am thinking of writing a book about "How to safely leave the house when there are clearly a lot of morons about".
Chaper 1 will be about how to make the experience of Safeway car park an empowering one by reminding yourself that these people cant help it. If they didn't force their massive 4x4 into a 'compact' space then how else will they feel a sense of achievement?
Chapter 2 will help you overcome the rage felt at the "15 items or less" checkout when you are stood behind the smug arsehole couple with over 40 tins of cat food and food goods totaling $191.92.
Chapter 3 will help create an inner 'catchphrase', or 'mantra' to help in any situation. Mine is "Breathe Mrs Catface". I simply repeat it to myself in such times mentioned in Chapters 1+2. Of course its backed up by the "scowl" which is a more visible show of disgust.
I am sure as the holidays continue, the rest of the chapters will write themselves. I'll keep you posted.
